awh awh awh
(Source: waltron, via carnivaled)
-Benedict Cumberbatch and Matt Smith at last nights BAFTA television awards.-
This makes me so incredibly happy.
(via they-say-im-a-dreamer)
my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work
I feel your pain
(via 4thjuly1996)
Jon: I said that to see if Sarah would disagree, thus proving my point, but she didn’t bite, and I just look like a bit of a chauvinist… But I’m wearing a cardigan, which I think offsets it.
(Source: sarahxmay, via get-in-my-tardis)
When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a…
| My teacher: | Who here isn't sexually attracted to Brad Pitt? |
| Me: | *raises hand* |
| My teacher: | What celebrity are you sexually attracted to then? |
| Me: | You wouldn't know him.... |
| My teacher: | You're blushing! Just tell me! |
| Me: | ....Tom Hiddleston |
| My teacher: | Yeah, I don't know him. |
| Random kid in the back of the class: | I HAVE AN ARMY!! |